BAR CODE - Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern

DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer

INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair

ROM - Where the pope lives

SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast

HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.

MICRO CHIP: Whuts left in the munchie bag.

INFRARED: Whur the left over muchies go (Fred eats them).

DOT MARTIX: Ol Dan Matrix’s wife.

LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps.

KEYBOARD: Whur ya hang the dang keys.

SOFTWARE: Them dang plastik forks and knifs.

MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live

BAR CODE - Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern

DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer

CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps

DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers

FAX - What you lie about to the IRS

INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair

MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers

MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall

ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM - Where the pope lives

SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast

FLOPPY DISK: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood. 

HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.

MICRO CHIP: Whuts left in the munchie bag.

INFRARED: Whur the left over muchies go (Fred eats them).

DOT MARTIX: Ol Dan Matrix’s wife.

KEYBOARD: Whur ya hang the dang keys.

SOFTWARE: Them dang plastik forks and knifs.